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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.(sh.itjust.works)

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subtext@lemmy.world
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Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksOP
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Thanks for the transcription!!

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naticus@lemmy.world
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Why didn’t I scroll down first???

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VirginMojito@lemmy.world
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i have a joke about history, but everyone knows it

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j4k3@lemmy.world
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I have a Lemmy joke but no one reddit.

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NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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Haha, this one matters!

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TAG@lemmy.world
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I have a chemistry joke, but I am not getting a good reaction.

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Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world
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Nice one, but there is already a chemistry one in it (I think yours is better than the original)

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Donkter@lemmy.world
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I have a mechanical engineering joke but it’s not the right moment.

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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I also have a mechanical engineering joke, but it doesn’t fit this thread

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the dopamine fiend@lemmy.world
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I have a UDP joke, but you might not get it. I could make it a TCP joke, but then I’d have to keep repeating it until you do.

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roo@lemmy.one
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I have a cleaner joke, but it’s a bit dirty

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roo@lemmy.one
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I have a gardener joke, but I’ll have to dig it up

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roo@lemmy.one
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I have a student joke, but I’m not ready to submit it

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retrolasered@lemmy.zip
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I have a gender joke, but im not ready to reveal it

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