99 points

Of all the things that happened, this happened the most. Trust me bro. wink

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No matter how absolutely it happened, it is still hilarious.

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I will never tire of reading greentext fiction

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God damn, that was a bold ass wink

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84 points

finally a believable story

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I don’t believe this, he doesn’t even mention what weights he uses on his lids.

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14 points

What do you lift, bro?

.7 grams, bro.

BRO.

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3 points

Man that’s nothing, I used to tape my eyes shut and open them through sheer will power.

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34 points

Moral of the story: never skip lid day

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😉

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