29 points

I want my best friend alive again, and the cancer to be gone. He can have the third.

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I’d give all three of mine to this guy.

Sorry for your loss ;(

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  • Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels
  • Give me the ability to see/hear remote locations at will.
  • Give me Jessica Jones style mind-control, but without needing to be physically present.

'scuse me while I go unfuck some shit.

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Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels

“SEE! We told you the problem would fix itself! Now we don’t need to take any action to better ourselves for the sake of the environment!”

Luckily you thought of that and using your third wish, you can fix it properly.

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18 points

Infinite wishes

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Fool! I wish for infinite wishes plus one!

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3 points

inifinity + 1 = infinity

Try ℵ₁ wishes!

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ℵ₁ +1! Gotcha!

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  1. Motivation to complete anything I decide to do.

  2. General happiness with life.

  3. Good health for my immediate family and I for 50 years.

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I mean, you could have solved starvation and global peace, but those are nice too.

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You’re welcome to solve those if you want.

Don’t highroad wishes.

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4 points

And always drink Bailey’s from a shoe

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11 points
  1. A post scarcity society

  2. World peace

  3. The eradication of authoritarianism

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and capitalism (which would be the case under #1 but don’t underestimate human greed)

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Capitalism is ultimately bourgeoisie authoritarianism

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