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einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de
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time to buy such equipment

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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It’s expensive AF, I’m sure. The food is a far easier avenue (less fun, but far smarter)

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CJOtheReal@ani.social
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Depends on how much you get…

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XTornado@lemmy.ml
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It pays by itself. /s

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open_world@lemmy.world
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Well now I want to do it

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Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.

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HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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It’s honestly sad that nurses are so underpaid in the US that one could potentially imagine them doing this for free food.

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nooneescapesthelaw@lemmy.ml
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I can be rich but if I know how to shake a vending machine for free food I’ll do it

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zsnell02@sh.itjust.works
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Actually this is in Canada; you can tell by the Hawkin’s Cheezies

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HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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Or, you know, at least clean it first.

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uphillbothways@kbin.social
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Shitty ass snacks.

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snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Endoscopy is through the mouth. That would be a colonoscopy.

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uphillbothways@kbin.social
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Oh man… Good thing I’m not a doctor.

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EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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Well a colonoscope is actually an endoscope, just one meant for colonoscopies. Endoscope is just a generic term for the tool. (endo- = inside/within, -scope = tool for viewing)

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HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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And gastroscope is the type specifically for the esophagus and stomach.

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assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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The endoscopy scope and the colonoscopy scope are the same scope.

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misophist@lemmy.world
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How do you tell the difference between an oral endoscope and a rectal scope? The taste.

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Slovene@feddit.nl
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You never go ass to mouth!

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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That’s correct! I recognise the lasso that as the thing used to sample polyps in the colon (and probably a bunch of other uses, totally including snagging chippie packets).

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