I remember a thread on the network that shall not be named wit this question that brought me much joy. I’ll start with a couple I remember:
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really messed up.
You’ve got wrench eyes, when I look at you my nuts tighten.
I apologize if this is not appropriate, or the right community, still getting used to lemmy!
I’ve shat my bed, can I sleep in yours instead.
It’s the right community. I guess this would also work on !chat@beehaw.org
“your hat doesn’t look good, but you look alright” negging is weird. I once got “you look like Albert Einstein” it was a guy who wanted to talk about some charity with Einstein as their center piece(?). I am still unsure how I feel about that haha
“Wanna come back to my place and play house? You can be the door, and I’ll slam you.” - Joe Barbaro
Is heaven missing an angel, because you’ve got nice cans!
