63 points

Don’t give them ideas.

Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. You are to raise the money for the required medical procedure by slave work for the next 75 years.

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I mean, they can’t really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn’t you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?

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torture?

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*Points at Geneva Conventions.

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They can force you to work.

Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment

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Sounds like job security!

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I get to work, for free?!

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Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death.

Death by teleporter?

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Just immediately buy a PS5 with death money.

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Possibly dark question.

So if you kill yourself, your family has to pay for your funeral.

But if the city/state/country kills you, free burial?

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If your body goes unclaimed then it’s up to whatever local entity to dispose of it. Most places cremate.

If you want to watch a dark documentary about how dead people without a next of kin are handled. => https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342180/

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Not for research? Like testing for car crashes?

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Not without consent (before your death obviously…). Last time I checked I found that donating your body to science is surprisingly difficult.

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No, they’re turned into Halloween decorations

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Wait, did they ever do car crash tests with real bodies!?

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There’s also free sex.

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

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Fine print: All comics I post are freely available online. In no way am I claiming ownership, copyright or anything else. This is a not for profit community, we just want to enjoy our comics, thank you.

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