By not voting for Trump. “Not voting for one guy is a vote for the other guy” is a great time saver on election day

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But you’re also voting for Trump by not voting for Biden. That’s two votes which means you’re committing election fraud

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Thing about not voting on election is that it’s a vote for both candidates, which means you voted twice, and that’s voter fraud.

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I haven’t decided if I’m voting for hilary clinton or afroman yet

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intending to vote and then failing to vote because you got high is a vote for afroman

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Based on recent events I will write in Ansarallah

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I’m boating, beautifully

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