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Congratulations, Nintendo has recognized that you inspired them.

The lawsuit is now pending.

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I’m pretty sure peaches come from a can

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Oh? What’s next, you’re going to tell us there’s a man in a big factory downtown who puts said peaches in a can?

Preposterous.

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Fine, I’ll just keep all of the peaches for myself. Millions of peaches. Peaches for me.

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They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

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3 points

Well if I had my little way…

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10 points

Your peaches are in another Walmart

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1 point

*HyVee

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6 points

Someone has amazing handwriting or they took the time to whip out stencils, either way I’m impressed.

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Some people are just impressively neat and consistent. I will probably have chicken scratch for the rest of my life.

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4 points

Nectarines, nectarines, nectarines, nectarines, nectarines…

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