What the heck how do I not own these already. Who do I give my money to?

“Yeah! I just navigated that ethical dilemma with nuance while making sure to respect the dignity of everyone involved!”

“Hell yeah bro! This brings us one step closer to ending the senseless conflict that has plagued this playset for countless generations!”

I need a Guinan action figure

Klingon diplomat: “Thank you, Picard, for helping us solve our disagreement”

Picard: “I win!!”

I might actually buy and play with TNG action figures and playsets.

Playmates? Make it so.