9 points

And @MissingThePt wasn’t seen again… until the next tweet. Elon was talking bullshit as usual.

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Elon’s lawyers: “He didn’t mean that.”

Elon: “Yes I did.”

Elon’s lawyers: “He really didn’t mean that. He’s just cranky because he skipped lunch.”

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If by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.

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Elon: “Here’s a map to where the bodies are buried.”

Lawyer: “Can I join them?”

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9 points

Except Jack Dorsey. He will forever have one on your Elon…

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170 points

Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that’s missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, “while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade.”

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29 points

He has the power of god and anime on his side

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19 points

And 230 billion dollars

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Thus proving that money cannot buy class or wisdom.

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6 points

And 230 229 billion dollars

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That’s absolutely insane. It was just a few years ago that he was worth less than 100.

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70 points

Oh don’t worry, we have that already. (please excuse the Reddit image link).

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42 points

He is legit JP from Grandma’s Boy.

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Does the music scare you, bigtiddygothgrany?

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3 points

He should look into getting robot legs

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81 points

Anybody remember when we would question whether tweets like this were real or not and would need to check to confirm it?

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Ahh, yes. In the before times…

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The long long ago

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Before the dark times… Before the Empire.

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Obviously. Nobody fakes tweets anymore because they look reasonable compared to the real stuff no matter how hard you try.

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Money cannot buy happiness.

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I miss those days. The utter craziness of people like Musk seems so… normal these days. He’s so far off the deep end and yet, somehow has supporters and fans and far too many people willing to still use his shit.

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