52 points

I’ve had this conversation:

We need to increase our velocity! Has the customer told us yet what they would like us to build?

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Unfortunately I can’t have that chat ever. I’m the one (in most of my career, not now) responsible for telling my folks what the customer wants, and not in a sales way.

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35 points

You can fix it later, but that doesn’t mean you’re going to.

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Nothing’s more permanent than a temporary solution.

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Technical debt goes brrrrrrrrr

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10 points

They can’t fire you if you’re the only one who can fix your shit…

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Oh, they can, they will just force some other poor programmer to read your code and figure it out. A profoundly miserable process, but someone is willing to do it.

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my heart goes out to the poor soul who tries to make sense of my code

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3 points

Later there will be other projects, other fires.

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I’ve seen a “temporary fix” serve as a core element of a service stack for a company with annual revenue in the hundreds of millions for like at least 5 years.

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24 points

mmmm spaghetti code

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“Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can’t build the wall per specifications.”

“We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today.”

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This applies to lift-and-shift migrations too. “We need to migrate this now, let’s fix it as a next phase”, then it never gets fixed; instead of taking the opportunity to fix stuff as you build on a clean slate.

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