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New York Post, @nypost

Cops shut down massive 3,000-person game of hide-and-seek at Ikea trib.al/bXJG1gr

[An image of the yellow IKEA logotype on a blue building.]

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There’s no fun allowed on this planet on God I hate it here

Sounds annoying af for ikea employees. Fun at others expense is not fun.

All you need now is to lock the doors, turn off the lights, and tell everyone that the story is closing.

Riot and fire hazard.

Just have fun on the Internet by shitposting where nobody who knows you in real life would actually look.