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A four-panel comic.
- A king with a red cape and crown proudly gestures to a yellow castle, exclaiming, ‘Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.’
- His servant with a pointy hat and robe, responds skeptically, ‘But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.’
- The king stands atop the castle, confidently declaring, ‘Yes! So that all of my enemies may bounce off of its fluffy walls.’ In the background, a warrior charges at the castle, yelling ‘RAAAA!’
- The charging warrior bounces off the castle wall with a ‘BOING!’ sound effect. The servant comments, ‘Genius, my lord.’
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Player: I unleash an army of ants at the marshmallow castle.
Someone’s gonna Smore that shit!
Oh yeah? Unless he’s princess bubblegum, I’m pretty sure someone else built it.
Might need to focus group the castle design with enemies who don’t charge directly at a wall.
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Stack 'em to the heavens!