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With someone watching! Are they trying to kill themselves through boredom?

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Is there a stair version of a Norman door? I feel like I’ve seen a story about every president stumbling or falling on those steps. They must be particularly wily, for stairs.

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I think it might just be because we keep sending people down them that are in the target market of life alert.

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Not sure if “felling” is a typo or not, as it seems appropriate…

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They edited the title. It was good though.

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Entirely the opposite for me. Code which I haven’t been able to get to run for days suddenly runs first time when I ask someone to do a code walkthrough with me. Infuriating.

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It seems like you need to do more rubber duck debugging.

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I have a shelf of ducks, and I organised for everyone in the company to get a branded rubber duck at our last meetup. But there’s apparently something special about trying to show buggy code to a real person.

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The computer knows the ducks aren’t real, and he wants to embarrass you

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Feeling*

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