Me burning to death fixing pylint warnings before I can commit my code.
Why is the wrong version always the one that is posted.
The (in my eyes) correct (and iirc original) version is:
- Git commit
- Git push
- Get out*
*as someone pointed out (and I remember it as well, but thought I rembered it wrong and corrected it, shame on me in this context) the last point may be originally “git out”
Merge conflict
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Sometimes my work takes a while and other people push in the meantime. Guess I’m dying the fire.
Ofc, you might be working directly on develop/master/shared branch, I know people that work in those environments (ew)
i read a reddit post years ago where a someone wrote a script that iterates through all the projects in their dev folder, for each project creating a new branch, committing and pushing.
they then aliased it to “fire” or “panic” or something like that.
not a bad idea really
Slight correction. In case of fire:
Git checkout -b firemyusername Git commit -am=“fire” Git push.
We don’t want to have conflicts with code versions when going in on a rush, better to create a new branch. We can merge all the conflicts afterwards.
Oh man I hadn’t seen a git checkout -b in years haha since they introduced switch and restore, never looked back
Nah, what I need is doble new lines of code blocks since this is markdown and it fucked the display.
Here you go:
git checkout -b firemyusername
git commit -am="fire"
git push
