Luigi (with Linux Mint logo) and Mario (Ubuntu logo) come in
Mother: It’s-a the Ubuntu Bros!
Linux Mint (Luigi): Mama why-a you never remember my name?
Mother: I’m-a sorry Green Ubuntu
Debian: “Stop complaining, she calls me Old Ubuntu.”
Meanwhile Pop_OS! is back in Brooklyn keeping the plumbing business going.
*plumbing … unless you were going for some sexual innuendo I don’t understand
Real talk, Pop_OS! is just nice. Besides Blackbox and like 3 Gnome Extensions I hadn’t had to change or add anything. It’s a great experience and I recommend it to everyone.
We need a yellow evil Ubuntu and a purple evil Green Ubuntu to complete the set
… and Chrome could be Bowser … the terrible monster browser that plagues all of them but is linked to everyone
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Chrome is definitely the villain
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
There’s a webcomic based on anthromorphic (the word for making something human like from something else) web browsers
anthromorphic (the word for making something human like from something else)
I don’t think you have to explain this. Lemmy is entirely made up of 35 year old furries
Well, we have a Pink Ubuntu (Hannah Montana Linux), a Red/Black Ubuntu (Satanic Edition), a Salmon Pink Ubuntu (Uwuntu), a White/Gray Ubuntu (Elementary OS), a Blue Ubuntu (Zorin OS), a Yellow/Black Ubuntu (Linux Lite) and an Teal Ubuntu (POP! OS). And I think that KDE Neon could be Purple Ubuntu, but I’m not sure.
Here comes Arch Linux with a steel chair!!
Here comes Arch Linux with the parts for a steel chair! Now they’re pulling out the instructions for putting it together! Uh oh, the instructions say what kind of bolts they need, but not how many! Arch is trying to fit it all together anyway! Hmm, looks like some of the assembly steps are missing… ok, Arch has got something that looks like a chair constructed… now they’re going to test it by sitting down… oh, and the chair frame has held together but the seat has fallen off. Arch forgot about not breaking user space again!
And now here comes Gentoo with a… a coal forge? Oh my God he’s forging a steel chair from a metal blank! But what’s this? Hes pulling out a smaller forge to forge a hammer for the bigger forge! The humanity!
And now here comes Debian, he enters the room and sits on chair that was there for few years already, and sits there for the next few years
