60 points

That sounds awesome! Are they still hiring?

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Grab an application for me too

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10 points

Ah yes, Federal employment. Can confirm this is the case for almost all of us.

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30 points

Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

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27 points

Pretend work sucks more than real work

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12 points

Ok. I’m going to ask for a raise.

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Only if you can’t fake the pretend work. If I can tab out and play counterstrike while on the clock, then it’s cool. But if a micromanager is watching the pretend work to ensure it gets done, then nah fuck that.

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33 points

can you download adobe reader

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9 points

I can even do that with a chocolaty command

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29 points

Sorry all I know is Google Ultron

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11 points

Jeez that sounds like work forget I asked.

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8 points

This is half the reason social services suck so much.

The other half is funding. But even with all the funding in the world, if the staff is a bunch of lazy asses, the service will suck.

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15 points

The vast majority of social services are handled by state employees, not federal. Those state employees are often underpaid and overworked, and often only stay in their position because they understand the need too.

The problem with federal employees is that they’re often underpaid compared to similar jobs in the private sector. Most of them only choose to remain federal employees because it offers a lot better work life balance compared to the private sector.

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10 points

“Work slow, look busy”

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1 point

Why do you work eight hours or more, we’d both have jobs if you only worked four

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175 points

It’s because anon can’t spell than

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Or she’s paid for her skills/experience/contacts, and he anon doesn’t have any of those.

edit: She probably makes lots of money for her employer in those 1 or 2 conversations per day

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27 points

Doesn’t make it not absurd.

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46 points

Eh, I’m not pro-management or anything. Maybe anon should be angry at their higher-ups instead of being annoyed at the success of their wife

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16 points

Why would it make it absurd? Those few conversations possibly bring the company incredible value. Just because someone works hard doesn’t mean their job has incredible value, since effort isn’t proportional to value.

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8 points

We don’t know who those customers are. If she’s meeting with Google and Microsoft, or Walmart and Safeway, then “one or two customers” is huge.

Also, we are seeing an easy day for her. Many people are hired for when the shit hits the fan. If there’s a huge recall that jeopardizes all the business with Walmart and Safeway, or some similar issue that affects Google and Microsoft, you better believe she’s doing more than 2 hours of work. That’s probably what she’s waiting for.

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That’s a lot of assumptions. I think it’s equally probable that in this insane reality we live in, she doesn’t actually do shit and is basically paid so that her salary won’t get cut from her department’s annual budget.

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3 points

She could be a sex worker

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I only recently learned that large onlyfans accounts hire employees to reply to all of the messages. Does data entry in the field of sex work qualify as being a sex worker or are you merely a sex industry ghost writer?

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definitely a sex worker

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10 points

Does data entry in the field of movie production make you a movie producer?

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If you make it into the credits it does.

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But then we need to define sex to answer the question, your definition may or may not include only fans models and the people who respond to messages depending what was class as sex

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I wouldn’t call it “data entry”. They do provide the actual sexual service to the customer - even if they are lying about who they are. I mean, it’s not like the actual model isn’t lying…

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I only recently learned that large onlyfans accounts hire employees to reply to all of the messages.

I think most public figures with large social media accounts do. It’s not really possible for a single person to answer messages for someone with millions or even thousands of followers, but the appearance of personal connection is important to build your brand. All of it boils down to the commoditization of the fear of loneliness.

It’s very unhealthy.

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Just because she’s a woman?

Plenty of jobs are like this. It’s half the reason corporations are able to go on massive firing sprees every other year: because the second they bother to look they find people like’s OP’s wife

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88 points

She’s possibly a manager of some kind, I have seen plenty of managers that have days that are kinda like this, though less extreme

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38 points

Ahh yes, the air stirrers.

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21 points

We call them “flow through heaters” because they take the same info anyone already has and restructure it and put it in a ppt or something.

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