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Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release(hexbear.net)

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ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today
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duckduckgo AGI confirmed?

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MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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Can’t be true! Coffee is more expensive.

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inetknght@lemmy.ml
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Why does a ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider need PHP? I imagine it’s a typo’d Phillips-head screwdriver factory that got lost in the conversion to producing star-spangled torx screws.

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ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Look, just because PHP doesn’t have multiple inheritance doesn’t mean you can’t wildly overengineer everything.

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𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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It’s obviously wrong. The correct value is around tree-fiddy.

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Octopus@thelemmy.club
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Free-tiddy??

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Andrew@mander.xyz
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OMG, did you give him tree-fiddy?!

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QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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You’re not a true free software activist if you don’t develop in USD 🦅🦅🦅

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Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml
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The stupidity and cringe of this comment is what made it funny if you y’all didn’t understand

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QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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Thank you for backing me up

'Murica HECK YEAHH!

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