Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?

Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.

5 interdependent modules? how sweet…

5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!