this is obviously a AI generated article! who think the tone of that article is weird too?

Is he available for today against Newcastle?

Dear leader Nasser, wait I’m an Inter fan what was I about to say…for a moment I felt something controlled my mind.

Great ! Now we have a manager for the ACL injured starting XI. Quick, update the chart !

Good, we need someone to come up while Zaire-Emery is out