80 points

4GB is an absolute fuck ton of text. Like, solid chunk of Wikipedia would fit in there.

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If you were restricted to just 700MM words, what would you say?

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14 points

Help. That’s it, that’s all I’d say

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Probably just send them the encyclopedia brittanica

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the other day I learned you can download Wikipedia and it’s something like 50 GB of text plus 50 GB of pictures

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Nah, it’s 22 GB for just the current English version, text-only Wikipedia. Adding the media English current version only would be 140 GB (plus the 22 GB for the text). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MediaStatistics https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Size_of_Wikipedia

So you could do text-only Wikipedia and probably compress it. Maybe drop a few thousand of the articles that don’t matter or are stubs. Drop all the entertainment articles, etc.

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Drop all the entertainment articles, etc.

Or send only the entertainment articles. Why wouldn’t the aliens want to hear about the life and exploits of Leonardo DiCaprio?

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A few years ago (~2010) I had the entire German Wikipedia on my 8gb iPod touch. It was only about 4gb in size without media.

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So you send them text that they can’t read?

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I don’t think you appreciate how much text you can fit into 4GB. The first entire gigabyte could be dedicated to various means of translation and explaining our language system, and you’d still have a 500 million words left after that.

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You can also get 2-3 movies worth with 4gb depending on its length and quality. Maybe even more.

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22 points

Blu-ray rip of Independence Day

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Unless you compress it heavily, a Blu-ray rip is in the 20 to 40GB range.

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18 points

700mB aXXo DVD rip then

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Blu-ray is yes.

A rip implies higher compression /changes.

A movie like Independence Day? Easy to do 7gb with good quality. Blurays is H264, We have x265 now. 4gb size? Those explosions gonna be chunky, but film is watchable.

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Then they get to watch us kick their asses till there’s nothing left of them but compression artifacts.

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3 points

pff just send star wars and male them confused

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Or female them sensible

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I would first find some big names from the demo scene and say “I am not worthy, let these folks do it” and anyone who disagreed would have their frontal lobes severed or something.

This, in its original form, was 4kb.

So, none of us are worthy. Unless one of you is on Lemmy.

Edit: this one is 1kb lmao. None of us are worthy.

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Can you tell me a little more about these? What is the “demo scene,” how were they made, and why were they made?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demoscene

It’s as rad as it could possibly be.

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if anyone from that scene lurks on lemmy.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

4kb

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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20 points

A link with a cracked Minecraft client and an ip to join to a small server to chill with that alien.

Technically you can probably send a bunch of links, like Wikipedia etc. He “just” needs to access to it, which may or may not breach the 4GB rule.

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Damn, what a cheapskate. A chance to play Minecraft with a friendly space alien and you can’t even pay for a legit copy. Probably going to give that alien a computer virus and doom us all. Don’t put this guy in charge.

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Can agree with that, but I wanted to save the alien from having a Microsoft account.

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You’ve got a point. On second thought, maybe a different game would be better.

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2 points

Nah, they’re going to give the alien an Alienware !

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Why do you assume the alien has access to the internet?

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No reason at all. Of course probably the aliens won’t have access to the interwebz, but playing Minecraft with an alien sounded funny in my head.

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3 points

It won’t breach the 4GB rule, but even the closest star to Sol would have at minimum latency of 4 years.

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Yeah that’s true.

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18 points

Rickroll, comeon

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