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At press time, the British Museum was facing increased criticism after claiming the mall kiosk would not be able to properly care for the prized Hello Kitty phone case.

[The British Museum] faces increased scrutiny after it was revealed that 2,000 artifacts were stolen from the museum by a senior curator over the course of years.

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Thoroughly enjoyed the read, it truly sheds a light on the incredulity of the situation and the British stance

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It doesn’t even address the fact that a senior curator had stolen over 2 000+ artifacts from them.

Yeah, those cultural artifacts were definitely safer at the British Museum than in their home countries 🙄

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i think everyone can agree that the museum ultimately has the resources to care for the Hello Kitty Phone Case than the 5th grade girl.

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It belongs in a museum!

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UK - Unresolved Kleptomania

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