"Straight up if you don’t vote for Biden you’re gonna have a lot of explaining to do … "

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125 points

You’re gonna have to explain to millions of women across the country why there is a national abortion ban and they no longer have a constitional, fundamental right to an abortion.

The democrats had the house, senate, and presidency when Dobbs went into effect. They didn’t even try to enact a legislative solution. Fuck off.

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50 points

I don’t think it’s my job to explain why other people didn’t do anything about it for the 50 years that they could have. I can, but I’m tired

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Don’t worry. Next time they’ll promise even harder than the last time.

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26 points

it was hard this time so we didn’t but we’ll try harder next time

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37 points

Sorry they just couldn’t because apparently the House Parlimentarian or something said they couldn’t. Maybe in a real democracy we vote for that guy he sounds more important than all the other folks we have the option to vote for

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I don’t mean to be the contrairentarian, but it’s even funnier (funny in the same way it’s used in the beginning of the song Mad World) because the Parliamentarian did something else to undermine his argument. They were the scapegoat for making the economic bill in COVID (another hehexd moment) shittier. Abortion slipping through during Biden’s watch just happened anyway. Trump probably would have passed the same neutered efforts to sure up necessary infrastructure against increasing climate related effects. Either way the US is going hard AF trying to dominate energy.

The economics are devestatingly bad, the domestic policy is barbaric, and the foreign policy is so bad WW3 probably doesn’t happen because the US crumbles before something mobilizes, but it doesn’t stop the US from putting its whole soul into reenacting all the shit that made people want to stop Hitler.

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30 points

Would fucking love for a lib to try that line.

Like you said, the reason is because libs refused to do anything so they could use it as a cudgel to get people to vote instead of offering anything because they never thought republicans would do it. Because they’re absolute fucking dogshit at politics.

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I’d argue that they’re extremely good at the kind politics they’re paid to be good at.

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16 points

Sure but I’m assuming that’s not the politics libs are talking about when they say why we have to vote for Biden.

If they admitted dems are controlled opposition I’d be a alot more willing to listen to their other opinions.

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They are good at politics, the problem is that their politics are being good cop to Republican bad cop.

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108 points

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81 points

Not recognising American places that share their name with old world areas is praxis.

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65 points

You’re saying there’s a NEW England? Why, the old one was bad enough!

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33 points

One day, they will name some place New New York to the loudly playing Space Odyssey music.

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5 points

They made Transylvania into Pennsylvania? Downgrade

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101 points

he really said all the progress we’ve made in the last three years on abortion will be gone if you don’t vote biden lol

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82 points

You heard him. If Biden isn’t reelected, the Roe vs. Wade repeal will be undone.

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95 points

you’re gonna have to explain why the DOJ and FBI are gone

That would be great. And why is Biden put in contrast to “the guy who s-xually abuses women”?

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63 points

Because they don’t believe women if they’re accusing their guys

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Republicans will just rename the FBI to something else to pretend they’ve abolished it

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you’re gonna have to explain why the DOJ and FBI are gone

ALL MY FRIENDS WILL DISAPPEAR FROM HEXBEAR

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8 points

You’ll still have the agents from the GCHQ, CSIS, ASIS, and GCSB! The rest of the five eyes would never abandon you

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84 points

I’ve never seen a video shot inside a car that has an actually good take.

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72 points

shot inside a car

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I should print this out and hang it somewhere near my desk, I think it might help me feel better anytime I fuck something up.

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25 points

if you know, you know

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Barely anyone’s ever heard of the obscure indie film Pulp Fiction

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58 points

Cars act as a faraday cage, preventing the evil commie brainwashing rays from hitting people, so they have even worse opinions as a result.

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faraday cage, preventing the evil commie brainwashing rays from hitting people

McCarthy cage

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54 points

This is why cars must be abolished

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46 points

The fact that he had the composure to use a desk is the only reason Nostalgia Critic was taken seriously for so long.

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