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Two chicks at the same time, man

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5 is the magic number (2 guys 3 girls) it turns and you can rely on your bro, 3 is just double work for you.

Or whatever you like, 5 girls would be awesome too. Or 5 guys I guess.

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3 girls and 6 guys. Every girl has 3 holes so it’s perfect. Even more guys is possible if you count handjobs.

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Nah they’d just pair up, that’s why 2 + 2 is boring 😁

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So, cooking 2 chickens at the same time? Wild.

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When smoking meat, it makes sense to fill up the smoker.

You know it is not going to waste.

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Retire.

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Building a cabin in the woods and living off the grid

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Getting F-d in the A.

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I let my ex peg me a few times, it was pretty rad.

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This is the spicy content I’m here for! (Butt stuff)

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Giving up. Just skipping straight to the end.

Sure seems like a lot less work and stress than what I’ve been doing.

But I think I’d miss my dogs way too much.

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They’d miss you too. Glad you’re sticking around, fellow human. 💙

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Thanks. I hope they never have to.

😄 It seems fitting that a person with your name would reply since this is pretty much how I get through things now.

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