Wait until he learns about the word smartphone.
Imagine if the guy who named movies with sound talkies also named movies… wait … oh no…
It was just kind of a trend in the twenties to add the suffix “ie” to anything when something new was invented
Don’t forget dropping the last vowel! I wonder what they spend their vowel savings on…
I mean virtually all the hardware our culture runs on is less than 100 years old.
You should take longer showers so that you can think a bit more.