Apple’s smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers::Smart rings on fingers, smart bracelets on ankles, and smart lanyards around necks — far beyond the Apple Watch and AirPods, Apple has wide-ranging plans for a new wearable.

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New from Apple: the iCockring

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I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it.

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I thought this was the legitimately the point based on the title until I read the article. The internet has poisoned our minds. Lol

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*made better

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Well shit, I thought they were talking about cockrings too.

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please don’t say itplease don’t say itplease don’t say it

God dammit!

I don’t know what I expected, actually.

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Also my first thought

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( ͡° ͜ °)

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( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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Well, that’s just Apple’s way to ensure that their patent is as broad as possible.

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Maybe, but it could also be that there are other locations more suitable for specific sensor types or that comparing sensor data across the body adds other valuable health data.

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iPlug?..You know what I mean

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This is how you’ll open and start the Apple car.

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Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

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Siri doesn’t work so you have to put your dick in the ignition

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Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

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classic!

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