You would still have the same age, gender, personality, skin color, etc. and you would be able to speak at least one local language and would know basic information of the era and place. Your family, social standing, and such would be randomly picked.

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11:59:59 December 31st 1949. Fuck the olden times.

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Yeah honestly. People don’t realize that if you go too far back you’ll likely cause a pandemic and even if you go back to 1949 medicine was still pretty fuckin whack.

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Lobotomies for all!

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New Zealand 800 years ago. The rest of the question doesn’t matter because there were no other humans there.

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I pick NZ, 801 years ago

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Are you and @bstix forgetting that there were giant eagles that probably ate humans?

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In that case, I also choose NZ 802 years ago.

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There are now no humans there 799 years ago.

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And people ask why Gandalf didn’t call em up to fly to mount doom.

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Oh you mean the ones that went extinct not longer after meeting us?

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That means you would doom yourself to die alone…

Or you have to spend your whole life building a boat, collecting food and being able to navigate, just to rejoin civilisation

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As I’m from NZ atm I would choose here about 800 years ago as well - 800 years ago is about when the first Maori arrived - give or take a few

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With my luck I’d die of a katipo spider bite in the first month lol. Also, I’m minded of the scene in the film Boy, where said boy is cooking tea for the family. “Ah no, not crayfish again!” whines his sister. (Though I can’t imagine getting sick of crayfish.) Ask yourself why the Māori started eating tītī/muttonbird…. that smacks of desperation. Pack a few kūmara in your bag, maybe an axe and a box of matches?

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Dec 31st 1949.

I’m a queer woman, so these sort of time travel questions boil down to preserving as many rights as I can.

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as a queer brown man; i don’t want to be anywhere at all.

why 1949 and where?

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You would have been just fine in, say, North or East Africa a few hundred years ago.

I think they picked 49 because it’s as modern as they could get within OP’s parameters.

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Would fit in with the ancient Greeks

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Maybe back to like ancient Greece or something?

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Where, the U.S.? Seems like there’s gotta be other times and places that were more woman- and queer-friendly, right?

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You’d think places like San Francisco would be better, but 20 years later the Stone Wall riots happened. It was pretty rough all around to be gay in that time, though I’m sure some places were worse than others.

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fwiw: gay nightlife in san francisco was at its zenith in the 50’s & 60’s .

the san francisco we have today is a tiny dim more conservative ember of what it was back then.

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Need to pick a time when estrogen was invented

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What is the significance of that date?

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Its as close as possible to now before the 50s

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Fair enough, though at that point you’d probably get better results if you went further back. The 50s were…really bad.

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I think you would’ve been fine in the Roman empire during the Pax Romana.

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Rome would kinda suck for a woman, especially a queer one.

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Just kill me

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But why?

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Given that there were 2 world wars in the early 1900s and that I like tech in general I would also choose 12/31/1949. At least I might have a PC sometime in my lifetime and I’d probably live to use it and not be a corpse on some beach somewhere.

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Just pick Switzerland.

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Have fun in 'Nam!

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Yeah, I was thinking after I posted this what other wars I might get drafted into.

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