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That sounds like it would taste pretty good, but I just have no desire to stand in the blazing hot parking lot of a Costco with a group of strangers all furiously wolfing down a pound of chocolate pie each lol

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53 points

Coward

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24 points

It’s stated there you will have to be fast, so just be fast.

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17 points

Maybe I’ll just bring a Tupperware so I can eat it at home like a human being

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17 points

Excuse me, but it’s peanut butter chocolate pie.

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4 points

I mean, this kinda sounds like it just needs an okay car stereo and a hot dog cart and it’s a party.

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39 points

I actually freeze slices of those cakes. It lasts months

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25 points

bro has never heard of refrigeration

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26 points

But it’s 118°C outside. No one survives once they leave the store.

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3 points

I think it’s 118 in “third world and America” degrees.

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7 points

Maybe bro hasn’t heard of self control.

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5 points

bro has never heard of a freezer

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This seems like a parody of how Costcos in Mexico have a whole mob of customers come in at opening every day to fight over the pies & cakes, which all get immediately bought up, to be re-sold by individual slices at marked-up prices at local bakeries delis.

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Wouldn’t it take less time and money to just bake them? They’re just pies. It’s not like the recipes are secret. I could see a deli doing that but not a bakery.

If you already have the whole bakery all you need is some butter, flour, sugar, and eggs. And you can advertise “Not from Costco!” pies.

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7 points

Yes it’s probably about deli owners. not bakery owners.

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2 points

Seems like there’s a large underserved market

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10 points

That sounds like a nice way to lose your kidney.

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You’re responsible for the fork, kidney, and plate. I’ll bring the knife.

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