A pentagram with a different animal at each point: raccoon, skunk, fox, possum, red panda. In the centre is text: forbidden cats
Foxes are dogs
I think all of them are canine.
But definitely all look way more petable than they are
A guy I knew in university had a skunk. I guess a vet can remove their scent glands. It seemed like an OK pet. Friendly, clean.
Raccoons on the other hand. My dad brought home a couple of babies whose mom had been roadkill. One died, but the other grew into a forty-pound monster that would try and climb on everyone’s shoulders and would bite everyone except my dad and me sometimes. Super cute pain in the ass. She ran away when she was in heat.
So did you give in and start feeding them? Or did it evolve into a war, which you lost by moving somewhere else?
No love for Otters? The forbidden water-cat?
Trash pandas > all
