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Why would you open an empty cake box late at night?

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Use this information to your advantage during midnight assassination missions if your target has a sweet tooth and youā€™ve left the silencer at home.

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Iā€™m sure this advice will come in handy sooner or later.

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For me its how my footsteps are always louder at night

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That one creaky floorboard suddenly gets a 20 db boost

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Everyone knows itā€™s only ever fully closed upon transportation from grocery store to house. Once itā€™s opened that lid always stays cracked open for easy access.

If youā€™re fully closing that lid every time you deserve that alarm going off lol.

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Illegal late night snacksšŸ¤¤

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