How… adorrible.
Oh my gosh he’s just so cute! This is why we need Gene editing. Screw long life and super intelligence, I want spider turtle!!!
This is too far. It’s just plain heathenistic.
Everybody’s worried about sharks or drop bears or pit bulls… Spider turtle related concussions would be through the roof.
We’d have to wear hard hats in the forest. They’d be dropping out of trees, bonking us on the heads like coconuts.
You’d be trying to go to sleep, but your back hurts, like there’s a knot in it. Nope, you’re lying on top of a spider turtle. It’s shell has been giving you back problems for weeks!!
Imagine… just imagine finding one in the toilet at 2 am. You’d feel way too guilty to pee on it & you’d have to use the other bathroom.
You see cute. I see cold floors & a long, lonely distance with a full bladder… terrifying.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you just came up with a fantastic writing prompt for a short story!
Yea this is going into my next dnd campaign
It’s the next evolutionary step, obviously.
It can only be defeated by the crab-turtle-spider - the final step in evolution!
We’ve got these already, called a coconut crab, and it’s not unlikely that they killed and ate Amelia Earheart.
