Chuds stop dreaming about a zombie apocalypse challenge difficulty level impossible.
They just want to kill “zombies”, what’s wrong with that? (Ignore the fact that chuds have started referring to homeless people, people struggling with addiction, and other marginalized groups as zombies, I’m sure that level of dehumanization won’t lead anywhere horrific)
Boom! Brains everywhere! It’s politically correct if you shoot a zombie in the face Boom! Make it explode! Relieve your working routine stress to the bloody bone
They used to be human That’s why we like them so much We can go cannibal with no sense of shame!
We are no savage We no pay To see gladiators kill We are more human than that We are different We shoot zombies in the face! Shoot zombies in the face!
Zombies are slow, predictable, old-fashioned We ain’t scared or surprised watching them in action A creative dead end Why are they still a trend?
They’re our ex-neighbour! They’re that fucking pretentious bitch and your stupid bully boss They preserve your traits! Semi-human so we can hate them as much as you can
They are all that we are afraid to be Anti-human Anti-human
We are justified We have permission We are licensed cannibals By killing them, we declare We are different We are better I fear, I hate, I need my green neighbor!
The more brutal you go The more relieved you’ll be It’s tolerated to go ape on them They’re filthy former human beings
I once heard someone say that zombies in horror movies represent the bourgeoisie’s fear of the protletariat in mass revolt.
I don’t know how well that analysis holds to all zombie movies but everytime I hear some reactionary calling protestors or homeless people zombies, I remember it.
This is what a coworker of mine was saying would happen with that recent emergency broadcast ping. He came to me very solemnly and asked if I wanted to go somewhere peaceful to spend my last moments. He was convinced there would be a radio wave that activated a zombie virus inside every vaccinated person.
That’s just Acceptable Polite Discourse. It’s not like he said genocide is bad, or something equally career-ending.
One time he asked me very seriously if I wanted his help reporting my mother to the police because she had an abortion 37 years ago. Like he said it in a concerned, helpful way
This has to be the most confusing person I’ve heard of. Seems deeply compassionate, yet falls for the most unhinged of chud rhetoric.
That kind of behavior is always the thing that throws me. Like, they believe this shit clearly designed to make you hate people and view them as enemies, but somehow are still nice about it. It is very rare, but people like that feel like they’re just misguided. They could be comrades if we could make them think a little better, but that’s really hard to do
They could be comrades if we could make them think a little better
There had never been a more accurate description of the leftist struggle
So wait.
Are you unvaccinated and he figured you would go along with it?
Are you vaccinated and he doesn’t know, so he figured you would go along with it?
Or are you vaccinated and he knows and wanted to live out the fantasy? Give you the old double tap?
I’m vaccinated and he thought I was gonna die of zombie plague. It’s not a fantasy to him, he believes this stuff to be true.
Ngl, I’m low key jealous of you guys who know these people personally. All I have is fundies and they’re the boring kinda of cranks :(
The past uh
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Two and a quarter years sure’ve been tough huh
Lol @ how they assume that everyone else’s first response to being scared and confused would also be , some real psychology happening here
Everything bad happening in USA society is actually because of vaccines! (or cultural marxism or trans people or …)
