64 points
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Physicians asked the subject if he would prefer a Bud Light and were stunned to get a 5000 word response about how the beer had gone Woke.
“I love my cool son”
😍
46 points
Hell yeah brother
41 points
I’m ngl, that last line actually made me ugly laugh tear up from the sadness but beauty in resilience.
23 points
The one good Tool fan
22 points
Uncool sons btfo
Reminds me of the “Lock In” sci-fi series of a future society in which a significant portion of the population gets afflicted by an illness that causes total paralysis with no loss of mental acuity
27 points
If this happened in the real world the government would just let them all die
