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How to keep a man(lemmy.world)

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boblin@infosec.pub
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The man can’t leave if he’s shitting his brains out.

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pooberbee (any)@lemmy.ml
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If you squint it kinda looks like somebody doing that.

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Welt@lazysoci.al
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Can’t unsee

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dadGPT@lemmy.world
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🤮

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time…

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Shadow@lemmy.ca
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Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

Maybe boiled it?

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RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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Looks boiled to me.

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Jarix@lemmy.world
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Or maybe an instapot/pressure cooker

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mihnt@lemmy.world
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There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?

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Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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It looks like legs from one of those whole cooked canned chickens.

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Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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I think the pale part on top is a sauce. Took me a minute.

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LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

This looks like old person knees.

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MajesticSloth@lemmy.world
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Now I can’t unsee the knees. Thanks.

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RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
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If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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You know marines aren’t allowed crayons.

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Pratai@lemmy.ca
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I’d be willing to bet this was never posted seriously. It’s either a joke; or a photoshop.

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Krudler@lemmy.world
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It has to be a joke.

But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn’t know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

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