Ash for grass??? Blinding white??? Also the neighborhood roads are a nightmare.

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It’s brand spanking new, and it was completed and listed in winter. Landscaping can’t be done during winter, the grass or hardscaping will come in May/June when it warms up.

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Understandable

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The thing could definitely use some contrast or colour though, still a contender.

The neighbours gravel yard isn’t giving me much hope that they’ll add some colour with the landscaping though.

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I 100% thought this was just a 3d rendering of the house until I read your comment. It looks so weird and fake.

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Yo I heard you like garages, so we added a garage beside your garage and another garage on to that pointed the other way.

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Seriously, the floor plan is more garage than living space.

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The design is just wacky. Why do the garage doors face two different ways? What’s even the point of that extruding garage?

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AI trying to draw hands be like

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Jeez, the snout on that thing!

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What’s with the weird kitchen off the kitchen?

Though I guess it goes with the garage off the garage.

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Spice kitchen. They’re great when you are cooking something extra smelly when they’re built with excess ventilation, or they’re often used to separate food for someone with a severe allergy away from the rest of the food preparation.

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TIL thanks!

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