114 points
I just showed this to my wife and she said it doesn’t make any sense.
My life is this comic, It explains so much.
25 points
Rookie mistake. Always have to order more fries than you want. Worst case, you end up eating more fries than you wanted.
And you might get fat. Still worth it
14 points
I always say that I want the “my wife is not hungry menu”. That means about one and a half from everything.
https://nypost.com/2019/07/02/restaurant-with-my-girlfriend-is-not-hungry-menu-item-goes-viral
7 points
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I relate to this
15 points
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25 points
Joey doesn’t share unit.
20 points
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9 points
You owe me. A dumpling. I mean it. I won’t forget…
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent.