She gained some weight but she is not fat at all!
39 points
“Have you tried eating less than a metric fuckton of junk at every meal, ya goddamn ham planet?!”
That’ll work.
1 point
I’d say nothing, it’s a statement. Doesn’t require any response from me.
32 points
You can’t win this one.
5 points
8 points
1 point
It’s a trap. There is no good answer. You need to turn around and walk until you pass out. It’s over.
70 points
What do you expect? Your mom was fat and as you grow older you’re becoming her.
10 points
4 points
6 points
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5 points
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