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Bigfoot.

Like, there’s probably not any alive today. Probably not any in the last thousands years even.

But at some point in human history, that shit existed. Might even just be stories about gorillas that ancient hominids took out of Africa and kept telling afterwards.

For a stone age human, a silverback might as well been a mythical animal. And they’re deceptively quiet. Imagine just walking thru the forest and seeing a fucking Silverback standing 10 feet away staring at you.

That story would keep getting retold long after people forgot what a gorilla was.

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That’s like saying ghosts are real, because someone once saw a weird tree in a forrest and thought believed it’s a ghost.

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SCP-1000

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Eh, it’s possible, but I find it more likely that they’re wild hermits, wrapped in crude bear-fur clothes. A large primate population sparse enough to be elusive but dense enough to reproduce is a dicey proposition. People occasionally fucking off to the woods to live in solitude is pretty reasonable, I’ve considered it myself.

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I always wondered if there were small groups of isolated Neanderthals that persisted past the assimilation of the majority of the Neanderthals by homosapiens. They could have been responsible for all sorts of tales of Bigfoot, dwarves, elves, etc.

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My favorite example of this is on the island of Flores, where old local folklore says that, in the woods and caves, you can sometimes find hairy, tiny ape people.

Cue homo floresiensis, an early branch of humanity that lived on the island for a long time before homo sapians sapians showed up and had some overlapping time with them. They are very short based on what skeletons we have found…and their anatomy suggests that they looked closer to apes than humans.

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Is that the Flores island in Guatemala or in BC?

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Flores in Indonesia

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There’s also Gigantopithecus

It primarily lived in subtropical to tropical forest, and went extinct about 300,000 years ago likely because of the retreat of preferred habitat due to climate change, and potentially archaic human activity. Gigantopithecus has become popular in cryptozoology circles as the identity of the Tibetan yeti or the American bigfoot, apelike creatures in local folklore.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus

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11 points

Bigfoot

It’s such a boring cryptid, I would believe it exists.

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It’s just a hairy homeless nudist. The story was propagated by homophobic campers with unfaithful wives. Big foot is actually just a big gay “bear”.

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My mom claims that I’m the result of a tryst with a sasquatch.

I believe

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Lol I knew she would fall for that mask

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My mom may be a whore, but at least she isn’t all that bright.

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12 points

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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Man, if only _demetri_ was on Lemmy.

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Ikr?

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The rake, actually. It took me a while to realize it came from the internet and that it was made up.

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mothman bc he looks cool and one of the west virginia ones has to be real since they have so many

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