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Google AI unsolicited tips on eating olives... you know just in case(lemmy.world)

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nocturne@sopuli.xyz
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Zero mention of putting the olives on your fingertips, doing jazz hands to ensure everyone sees what you have done and then eating them?

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DosDude👾@retrolemmy.com
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I did this, now there are olives on the floor. 10/10 would try again.

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TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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Whoa whoa, hang on a sec. When I pierce the olive, I eat it WITHOUT putting it in my mouth? Why am I surrounded by hundreds of pierced olives but I’m still hungry?

Time for Plan B.

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Rosco@sh.itjust.works
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This is so confusing, I don’t have any toothpicks so I must use a fork according to this, what am I supposed to do once I put the olive into my mouth? Just leave it there?

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Lionel@endlesstalk.org
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I believe you are intended to use the bony plates located within your mouth hole to begin the consumption process.

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leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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this is like some beauty pageant answer to things.

maybe not the winnable answer but still an answer.

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