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Alternatively, the first three panels could be answering 734 emails, 6383 slack messages, and avoiding two required trainings.

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Along with 6 meetings and scrum session

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Multiple scrums for multiple projects.

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I’m not sure why but i just flat out work better at night when everyone is asleep, pretty mutch all of the “last modified” time on my project files is from 10 pm to 3 am

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no distractions…
one metaphor i heard is, holding a program in your head is like building a house of cards, every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

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every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

Holy moley.

I guess this is why programmers generally don’t do construction.

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house of cards

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My sweet spot is 1am to 4am no joke.

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I’ve been working remotely from Barcelona for three months… My hours are 3pm to 11pm local time, it’s fucking bliss.

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Same here

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Some people are more diurnal, some are more nocturnal.

My productivity peak is between 8PM and 11PM, but with kids this is impossible.

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visual studio finished starting

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Coding at night with the lights off makes you feel like one of the cool movie hackers.

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Especially if some digital imagery is projected onto your face.

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Don’t forget the hoodie.

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I guess yes, a hoodie could be projected on your face.

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This isn’t my experience. I’m way more focused in the morning and then it’s all downhill after lunch. By the time it’s the evening I have zero motivation to do any code.

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I’m the opposite I’m useless until after lunch

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Jokes on you, I’m useless all the time

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Yeah that’s about how I feel too. Mostly because I take my ADHD meds in the morning, and afternoon is about where they wear off.

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My best focus is before lunch and before the end of the day.

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Very much the same for me. I don’t enjoy getting up early but my brain works best if I get to the office at 7ish for some reason. After lunch I basically roll down hill. I seldomly feel any will do do any coding after having spent 8h doing just that

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