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The game: "Bite the owner before he runs away"(i.imgflip.com)

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thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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I like to think, if I encountered one or two wolves alone, I might come out on top if I had a good stick in hand.

I have never been able to imagine winning a fight against a cat larger than 30 lbs or so.

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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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I’d die with wolves. With a cat you have to be willing to get bit until you get hold of it.

Forcing your hand down their throat if it’s a dog or larger cat can work too. Pitbull could probably bite your arm off through.

30 pound cat all bets off lmao

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Mac@mander.xyz
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I would bet on the wolves if there were more than one.
If there was only one i would bet on the wolf.

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thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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Im not saying I am stronger than 2 wolves, but there is at least a negotiation process involved, as opposed to being eviscerated within a few seconds.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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I have two cats, so I keep them as happy as I can as a form of self preservation.

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WookieMonster@midwest.social
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Yeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.

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Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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That parkour push off the wall at the end was fantastic

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Nudding@lemmy.world
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That cat’s a fuckin winner

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fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Yeah I’m generally not a cat person but that’s a pretty rad cat.

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