Learn to park asshole.

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And they backed into that tiny parking space too, bravo!

How does this shithead not realize that parking like that is practically begging those of us who drive older cars to park right next to them?

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Entitlement mentality like this reminds me that people fell asleep in driving school when they were taught to “share the road”. Parking lots become warzones with boater kulaks opening fire on each other over a spot 5 feet closer to the Walmart exit.

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It’s gotten so bad people are unironically doing arms races to drive the vehicle that’s the most dangerous to other people.

Because these people are incapable of conceptualizing the world as anything other than a zero sum game.

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might’ve been possible to pull thru when the sedan arrived, this lends credence to this not being bait. the driver of the truck showed up after pulling thru was foreclosed on by the vehicle behind the sedan

or it might be possible still, I don’t really see a vehicle behind the sedan

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the lil flourish abt the doors almost makes you think it was the truck guy posting. but surely it must be the owner of the white car making good bait.

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Its gotta be bait

but yet

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You should have to prove you have commercial uses before you can buy a truck like that. Average Joe shit heads that just want a big truck to keep their ego propped up should be told to get therapy and a sedan.

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Under communism car dealerships will mostly be converted to mental health care facilities to assist with the transition of car-guys and truck-chuds out of their illness.

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We can harness the power of the car guys. They can be converted into war on cars people if you make them realize they also hate traffic. The deal is: you get to drive your hobby or project vehicle or whatever, on mostly empty roads (albeit a slimmer network), you just have to do useful shit.

Imagine a car guy getting an open road, their own hobby vehicle and the instruction to take this kidney to the nearest hospital.

EDIT: The truck chuds all get converted into #carryshitolympics people

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There’s no better way to tell people you don’t actually do physical labor than a 4’ bed.

A minivan with the back row of seats removed is a superior work vehicle to this thing in every imagineble way.

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Or a station wagon… both alternatives you don’t have to lift as high to get stuff in the back either.

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You’re talking to a guy with a kiddie pool full of sand in the back of his Subaru outback to sand icy driveways.

Plus whatever your carrying isn’t exposed to the elements so the sand isn’t frozen solid when you need it.

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:this: :this: :this:

If you have a crew cab truck with a short bed you have just ruined much of the purpose of having a truck!

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I use an '89 Nissan as my work vehicle. Many of my coworkers who use modern pickups take twice as long to load the bed lol

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This is how you get your shit keyed.

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Dump a load of gravel in the bed to heighten the irony.

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