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You can have anything you wan...(sh.itjust.works)

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kemsat@lemmy.world
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I woulda said Dr Manhattan powers.

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edryd@lemmy.world
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I think you might need to reread watchmen then

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kemsat@lemmy.world
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I only watched the movie & the show.

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hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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A blue penis?

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kemsat@lemmy.world
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Among other things.

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GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org
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Blue testicles?

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MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
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Don’t forget total apathy for all human concerns

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kemsat@lemmy.world
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I mean, that’s definitely a goal, and if we keep progressing technologically, it’ll happen anyway. Might as well be a god for it.

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hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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He might be a good politician then.

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voxel@sopuli.xyz
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I’d like to download all of gbatek into my brain

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z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml
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I’d just wish to not be in Hell talking to Satan… I mean, literally anywhere else talking to literally anyone else is by definititon a better situation to be in.

To all contradictory replies, I said NOT be in Hell.

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mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org
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You can know all programing languages and still be dumb af not knowing what do do with them, xd.

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