If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

6 points

If you cut the ground prong off and flip the plug upside down, it runs backwards.

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2 points

Skillz that killz ☠️

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3 points

The Toronto horse cops carried around trading cards for their horses as a part of a PR campaign. Ask a cop for one!

Just another way for you to be disappointed by the police. Can’t even do PR right.

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“Count your blessings.”

Useless fucking platitude that’s synonymous with “You aren’t the person who is absolutely the worst off, so being upset with your lot is inappropriate.”

See also “At least you have your health.”

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25 points

YOLO

It’s like a mantra for bad decision making. But it should really be used the opposite way. Like… I better put my seat belt on because YOLO.

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Your comment reminded me of this https://youtu.be/z5Otla5157c

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8 points

I think a lot of people here misread ‘favorite’ as ‘least favorite’

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