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Well it's happening - my Fed Ex is at the door

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They told me they were a programmer, but when I found out it was for the NSA I broke it off. Now they’re here begging me to give them another chance with a bluetooth speaker playing Peter Gabriel.

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squirrel [they/them]@hexbear.net
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📬📦🐿️

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Maoo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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You’ve got this!

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radiofreeval [any]@hexbear.net
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Tell them to fuck off back up Solsbury Hill

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WashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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This time it’s Shock the Monkey instead

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citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]@hexbear.netOP
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at least they don’t have a sledgehammer

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