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Or perhaps tweet at him

There’s a lot the feds can do. Highway funding, school funding.

Send a tepidly worded letter

I’d be jailing all these CHUD governors. Sedition, human trafficking, hate speech, lock em up. If the chudges try to start shit lock them up too