Anon is out of ideas

Give some of it to poor people. Being disabled in this country sucks.

What country? There are other countries than the US “the greatest country in the world”

Use the money to lobby politicans to pass social assistance for the disabled

And give some money to the disabled, since they need it faster than that.

Much easier to give it to some rich people. They’ve got money disposal services all over the place.

I’ve been in this situation.

Get married to a single mom and you’ll be broke again in less than a year and in debt the next. That’s the quickest way to lose all of your money.

Single family cruise costs as much as everything OP purchased put together.

Didn’t go the single mom route, but a wife and kids takes care of the free time and money problem.

You could move out of your mother’s basement

That’s crazy talk!

Buy a house and stop mooching off your parents?

Why do you assume they live with their parents?

Because they have spare money, and only mentioned spending money on frivolous shit, rather than food, rent and bills.

It goes without saying. If he was in my country I would assume he is paid 2500€ a month and only pays 500$ for rent so there is plenty left

There’s an incredible gap between having 10’s of thousands of dollars from a couple years of working a job with low expenses and a habit of not spending money and buying a fucking house lol

I bought a house and my parents moved back in with me.

Save up, go on a nice holiday overseas.

Save up, buy a house.

Take up a new expensive hobby like cycling or photography.

Donate to charity.

Donate to worthy political causes.

Get a dopamine hit from seeing number go up.

So many options.

A lot of these are high effort and arguably not woth doing

I wasn’t talking about myself. See, if anon didn’t even think about traveling for example, he probably will need a passport, vaccinations, foreign payment methods, luggage, etc. That takes a person with a full time job weeks to sort out.

Fund a random Twitch streamer’s life while you stay at home doing nothing.

Become a patron of the arts and help some students through university.

Work less.

Withdraw it in coins to throw at poor people.

Yes. Buy lots and lots of options.

Put money into retirement.

On average people need over $1,000,000 in it to retire comfortably now.

~~Donate to worthy political causes.~~

Buy a politician and actually change shit.

That’s a slightly more direct way of phrasing it, yes.

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