12 points

Invisibility for the wearer? More like invagibility amirite?

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11 points

I would pay good money to read a story exploring the effects of The Ring when held in nature’s pocket.

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11 points

Frodo could have keister’d it and simply walked to Mordor.

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15 points

One does not simply waddle uncomfortably into Mordor.

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Imagine fucking a woman wearing this inside her, you just become invisible on every in thrust.

At least they’ll never have to see the face you make when you cum

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Pretty sure it’s this: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24157-vaginal-ring

Awesome invention btw! Pretty much birth control pills and IUDs combined into one easy to self insert package.

So add “preventing unwanted pregnancies” to the list of powers the one ring can provide you, thanks Sauron!

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