32 points

And the only prescription is more cowbell.

permalink
report
reply
4 points

Ding ding ding

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

And it’s gonna heat up to kill the organism causing the illness

permalink
report
reply
27 points

I believe it’s caused by a primate infection. Well, we’ll see whether the immune system flushes them out.

permalink
report
reply
6 points

That’s a line and most of the plot from the first Kingsman movie.

permalink
report
reply
6 points

I mean, it’s not a fever. It’s just sitting under a big pile of invisible blankets. Get rid of the blankets and things would be fine.

permalink
report
reply
12 points

Depends of what blankets we are talking about. Removing the atmosphere would be unwise

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

We’d just get a new one made out of water vapor. I’m sure everything would be fine.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

This guy sciences.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Showerthoughts

!showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Create post

A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics (NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out)
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy’s Code of Conduct

Community stats

  • 7.5K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.4K

    Posts

  • 49K

    Comments