Looks like someone cropped out the K. $600k. You can save up to $600k. Kids are expensive.
I could save up and buy a savannah cat every decade. But there’s only one person who’s ever going to be my kid. You know what I think when I look at my kid?
“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
That’s an exotic pet. Fuck a leopard.
The sounds a dog makes is far less grating to the ear than the sounds a child makes.
It cost me $600 to never have to pull out again.
This is the campaign that eventually led to them going bankrupt.
Rabies R Us
Hmm
One of my favourite questions to ask friends with kids when they are complaining what little sh8ts they are is: are you sure it’s too late to abort?
I always joke about threatening kids when they’re behaving badly with a 64th (or so) trimester abortion.
